A Lost Ozzie In UK

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An Australian travelling through England on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification.


Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Australian Customs Agents at the airport. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.


"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the bloke. "Sure mate, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.



"But I can prove I'm an Australian!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Bob Hawke tattooed on one side of my arse and Paul Keating on the other.



"This I gotta see", replied the agent.


With that, the bloke dropped his strides and showed the agent his behind.


"By hell, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Queensland ."


"But how did you know I was from Queensland ? "



The agent replied, "I recognized Kevin in the middle"