New worker at the Zoo

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Chuck
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New worker at the Zoo

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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

1. To clear the weeds from the exotic fish.

As he does so, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who's, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as they'll eat anything.

2. Clearing out the Chimp house.

Whilst cleaning the area he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with
a spade- killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because they'll eat anything...
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.

3. Collect honey from the South American Bees.

As soon as he enters the Bees compound they begin to attack him, so, he grabs the spade again & smashes the Bee hive to a pulp.
By now, of course, he knows exactly what to do & shovels them into the lions cage - because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says...

"What's the food like here?"

The second lion says...

"Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees".

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: New worker at the Zoo

Post by graynomad »

groan :)

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