Mary had a little pig

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Mary had a little pig

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Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.
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Re: Mary had a little pig

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What?
Not a Halal killing?
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Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her

Between two bits of bread.
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

'What have you got there?'

Said the pie man unto Simon,

'Pies, you dumb ass!'

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Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
Every time she let it out
The bulldog used to....


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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again..

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Dot wrote:Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again..

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