Q. What is a good reason for pounding meat? A. Loneliness! Q. Do female frogs croak? A. If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be A. Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A No wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. My sense of decency.. Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'? A. I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. You ask me one more growing old question and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Unfortunately I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Who told you about my elephant? Q. What are two things you should never do in bed? A. Point and laugh...
