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My Surgery. contains reference to male genitalia...

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Moderators do you job if need be!!
Thought i,d put that up Bruce....Ok

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger
And staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife

But... After several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimetres.

I Became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking.
So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that,
Though rare, My condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective
Surgery.

"How long will he be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously.

"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.

"Well," Said the wife coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?

ADMIN EDIT:
Can't have the attachment Bruce... so to speak, they will have to visualise, well the females will anyway, the guys would know you just can't wear shorts anymore..... in case of sunburn ;)
Well that was a learning experience, attachments aren't that easy to remove :o :lol:
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Theres no rude words all are spelled correctly . Cant see a problem myself....
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What is that mans name and address??
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Lives in S.A.
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Still have no idea :roll: even G wants to know the guys name :lol: :lol:
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Re: My Surgery. contains reference to male genitalia...

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Dot wrote:Still have no idea :roll: even G wants to know the guys name :lol: :lol:
Chuck :?: :?: :?: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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