Killed rooster

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Killed rooster

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A chap was driving through the country and ran over a rooster that ran across the road in front of him.
He called into the farmer's premises to apologise for the mishap.
Knocked on the door.
Farmer opens the door and says "WHAT?"
The motorist admits "I just ran over your rooster and I feel it only right I replace it for you".
Farmer says "Just go around the back, the hens are waiting for you" !!!

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Re: Killed rooster

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Not saying a thing, saving it all up for a couple of "special ones" ;) ;)
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