Ok it is AO story time..
Before I had my shower I thought I should "unsettle" George just a tad, he had gone for a walk and when he came inside I told him there was a problem in the loo. "What type of problem?" he asked, "Well I did a huge poop and the dam thing won't go down, I have tried twice even tried flooding it and flushing again but to no avail" He then said "What do you want me to do about it"? so I told him if he wants to use the loo he had better think of something and fast

So outside he went and came back inside with a stick (I thought he was going to beat IT to death) I suggested he take the blender with him, no smile with that comment

so off he went to the loo and closed the door, I heard a mutter and he emerged with stick raised, by this time I was just about on the floor laughing my its off, had to go outside where Christine was waiting to know what the noise was about so then she was in fits as well. You know you are loved when your man goes to tackle the stubborn brown snake for you.

Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.