Sunday Morning Sex

[Dot]

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..



Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning"



Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.



"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realising our advanced age, we worked out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along."

[norman]

That reminds me

[T1 Terry]

Did I hear you don't have an alarm clock with the bells on top now Norman???

[Swisslulu]

Hilarious! Thanks for a great laugh Dot! There are not too many church bells ringing in Brisbane but they are everywhere in Switzerland. Thank goodness we are no longer there.

[supersparky]

Joke of the day award for that one Dot. ROFLMAO