A definition of Heaven & Hell

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A definition of Heaven & Hell

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In Heaven,
The English are the police
The French are the cooks
The Germans are the mechanics
The Italians are the lovers
and the Swiss run the trains.

In Hell,
The English are the cooks
The French are the mechanics
The Germans are the police
The Swiss are the lovers
and the Italians run the trains
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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Re: A definition of Heaven & Hell

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Now, in defence of my man, I have to take exception to that second last line. :-P
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Re: A definition of Heaven & Hell

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves

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