Golden rules...

[norman]

If you open it, close it.
If you turn it on . turn it off.
If you unlock it , lock it.
If you cant fix it, call someone who can.
If you borrow it, return it.
If you value it, take care of it.
If you make a mess, clean it up.
If you move it, put it back.
If you dont know how to operate it, leave it alone.
If its none of your business, dont ask questions.
If it aint broke , dont fix it.
If it brightens someones day, say so.
If it tarnishes someones image, keep it to yourself.
If you love it, tell it.

[BruceS]

Yep!
You going all religious on us Norman?
Oh! You forgot one..........
I think it applies to you..........
If you don't like it, kick it, swear at it & then fly back to NZ!!!

[norman]

Do more than kick & swear at it......Im the biggest atheists around here...

[Dot]

Tut tut boys, rules are rules