A good Trade?

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This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of "VIC BITTER"

cheap at the local bottlo.



I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at

a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was

filling up her car at the next pump.



She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my

passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in

barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"





I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer 'ya got?"