Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor...
"Well, sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be okay, the damage was local to your groin & very little internal damage so we were able to remove all of the buckshot."
"Whats the bad news?'" asked the hunter.
"There was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your willy which left quite a few holes in it." Said the doctor, "So I'm going to refer you to my sister."
"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Nope." Answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the National Symphony Orchestra & she's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't have a shower each time to take a leak."
