Amish at the elevator

[norman]

A fifteen year

old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by

almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver

walls that could move apart and then slide back together

again.




The boy asked, 'What is

this Father?'
The father (never having

seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything

like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'





While the boy and his

father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel

chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The

walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small

room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the

small numbers above the walls light up

sequentially.



They continued to watch

until it reached the last number… and then the numbers began to

light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened

up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped

out.



The father, not taking

his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his

son.....

'Go get your

Mother'

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