She's single...
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my back terrace I saw her as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.
I rushed to open it, she looks at me and said, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free, I have no plans at all!"
She said,
"Great! Would you look after my dog?"
Being a senior citizen, really sucks!
