When to Disown Your Daughter

[Greynomad]

My daughter just walked into the living room and said,

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room
 out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take away my laptop, iPod, stereo, TV, and my iPhone.
Please
 take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash 
Converters.
Sell my new car, take my front door key
 away from me and throw me out of the house.
Then disown
 me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me 
out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”



Well, she didn't put it quite like that...
What she actually said was:












"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."




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And for those of you wondering, I reckon this is a very Christian attitude. If we 'turn the other cheek', no matter we do it 'seventy times seven', we'll all end up carrying our head under our arm. Even Atheists & Agnostics. The Muslim fundamentalists - and they are among us in Australia already, there is even a P~12 Islamic school in Melbourne's west teaching fundamentalist beliefs - regard any other religion (or non-Islam followers) as an affront to Allah, and a stain on the earth which must be removed - by murder, preferably. If we want Christianity to survive, it has to be 'an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth'.
End of rant. I'll get off my soap-box now.