One bloke says to the other, "Mate, you look really rooted."
He replies, "Fair bloody dinkum sport, that's exactly the problem & I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time... I just don't know what to do."
An older cocky type fella - about my age (68), sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young studs and with the wisdom of years says:
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to that shit……!!!"
