Thought for the day.

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Thought for the day.

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It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles

that you realize there is always a way to solve problems

without using violence.
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:? ;) :oops:
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What do you mean? :?
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Greynomad wrote::? ;) :oops:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yep, what he said. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Chuck wrote:It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles

that you realize there is always a way to solve problems

without using violence.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
And that fly spray or electric mozzie zapper rackets aren't always the best choice either :lol:
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Very simple solution then, just requires 1 scalpel blade and a bit of super glue. :twisted:
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Your the nurse Dot :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Dot wrote:Very simple solution then, just requires 1 scalpel blade and a bit of super glue. :twisted:
Were you planing a vasectomy or circumcision on the mozzie Dottie? Either way, its only the female mozzie that sucks blood, so a trashy women’s magazine should be enough to distract it’s attention away from more delicate areas, either that or ask it to marry you, that generally keeps them away permanently, they just buzz I your ear all the time then :lol:
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Good one Terry!! :lol:
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Terry, if you are suggesting you, Chuck and the other males reading this are mosquitoes then just turn up, no appointment needed. :lol: Privacy will be respected. ;)
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