Dont come back...

[norman]

A man and his wife are having a big argument she yells at him and tells him to get out and not come back. As he walks out the door she shouts "i hope you die a slow painful death"
He yells back at her "I thought you wanted me to leave"

[Dot]

Ooooooh poor bugger

[homeless]

Lucky Bugger
My wife gave me the same alternative over 20 years ago.
I did retrace my steps to the bedroom to pack a suitcase but AS I am one to do as told I did not go back, the best offer she every made me.
I still thank her often when I think of the life I am now having.
The older I get the better life is and no smart cracks from Terry either
Regards
Brian

[Keith Morris]

Lucky Bugger
My wife gave me the same alternative over 20 years ago.
I did retrace my steps to the bedroom to pack a suitcase but AS I am one to do as told I did not go back, the best offer she every made me.
I still thank her often when I think of the life I am now having.
The older I get the better life is and no smart cracks from Terry either
Regards
Brian

"tanks" here-- [I'll get in before T1 Terry] ---
GET YOURSELF A DOG mate, good company, good companion,They don't open your mail, they don't drain the bank account for you, and they don't talk back or rearrange everything. They might eat your leftovers and they keep you healthy.
Just don't it kiss you after they have been eating Road Kill !
Keith.

[bugman47]

Lock your missus/girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour, when you open it who?? is the happiest to see you?? the dog, sez it all.

[homeless]

Its OK Tanks I bought a stuffed dog at the Lucknow skin shop. (RED the blue healer)
Doesn't eat my food or bark or crap but just sits on the bed or the passenger seat depending on where I put him.
Not all girls are bad just most of the good ones are already taken but I hope I have found a good one now so will see what happens.
Regards
Brian

[Keith Morris]

Its OK Tanks I bought a stuffed dog at the Lucknow skin shop. (RED the blue healer)
Doesn't eat my food or bark or crap but just sits on the bed or the passenger seat depending on where I put him.
Not all girls are bad just most of the good ones are already taken but I hope I have found a good one now so will see what happens.
Regards
Brian

"tanks" here---
Go for it mate ---have a read of my signature panel . I agree with you there It's just a matter of finding the right one that fits in with the present lifestyle, and is not on an endevour to find out "What's he Worth", and reorganise the time and activity that I independently enjoy with "Russell" and the few" select friends" that I have and respect. I do think that I need more than a stuffed Dog; "Russell" would be most pissed off with me if I went that way. After "SARACEN" was put down I brought a stuffed dog as company for "Russell" and he ripped it to bits. I took that as a message---"I'm Top Dog now so don't change the pecking order".
After a few days of sulking we were back on good terms. He is very wary of any females who enter the domain now and sits by my feet to protect me from any intrusion from strange women. Blokes are OK as long as they bring a Beef Smackos for him.
Keith


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[homeless]

Well Red doesn't need smako's and any food for that matter.
Never barks or sh*ts and is very obedient and just sits where I put him till I decide to move him.
As long as he keeps the undesirables away I am happy and besides he hangs on to my glasses at night so they are now easy to find in the morning
Besides he is Ok With Jen and Trixie so no worries there.
Regards
Brian