Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint?
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has
A time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,
Then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for
Another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
Two Different Dr,s
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Two Different Dr,s
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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Re: Two Different Dr,s
And usually the senior cit snuffs after a couple of weeks and the golden boy is back to sniffing all and sundry.. 

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