The Italian wedding.

[Chuck]

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me..

It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.


My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally went Bra-less.

She would regularly bend down when she was near me, so I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate she never did it around anyone else.


One day she called me and asked me to come over... 'To check my Sister's wedding- invitations' she said.

She was alone when I arrived... & whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.

She couldn't overcome them anymore & told me that she wanted me just once before I got married... "Before you commit your life to my sister".

Well, I was in total shock, I couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom" she said, "if you want one last wild fling, just come up and take your clothes off a the door...".


I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment....then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Wouldn't you bloody know it - my future in-laws were standing outside, & clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me. He said, 'Sergio, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family my son..'


And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Greynomad]