A man's car breaks down at the side of the road. He pops the hood open and peers inside. Suddenly, he hears a voice from behind him.
"Your fan belt is broken," the voice says.
The motorist swings around but only sees two horses standing in a field. Feeling rather unnerved but desperate he looks at the fan belt, which is totally shot.
Suddenly, he hears the same voice from over his shoulder. "See, told you so," says the voice.
Again, all he sees behind him are the two horses. Really panicked by this, he fixes it with an old pair of his wife's pantyhose that he finds in his trunk. He then jumps in his car and after he's been driving for five minutes, he sees a bar and pulls in for a drink to steady his nerves.
"You look like you've seen a ghost," says the bartender as he serves him a beer. The disturbed driver tells the bartender all about it over his drink.
"Hmmm," says the bartender: "Was it the black horse or the white horse?"
"The white horse," replies the motorist: "Why?" "That's lucky," says the bartender: "that black horse doesn’t know sh*t about cars."