A husband went to the police station to report his wife missing:
Husband : - I’ve lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.
Sergeant : - What is her height ?
Husband: - I really never noticed.
Sergeant : - Build?
Husband: - Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : - Color of eyes?
Husband : - Never noticed.
Sergeant : - Color of hair?
Husband : - Changes according to season.
Sergeant : - What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/ I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : Did she go in a car?
Husband : - yes.
Sergeant : - What kind of car was it?
Husband : - Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power with an eight-speed triptonic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.……………. at this point the husband started crying...
Sergeant: - Don't worry sir.......We will find your car.
Lost Wife
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Re: Lost Wife
Hey Terry, use your special powers and delete this stutter, 
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.