Building permit

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T1 Terry
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Building permit

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Another funny from Casino john... maybe a little too close to the truth though

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system that was going to entertain the whole neighborhood.


It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.

The City Council told me; "Forget it...IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"


So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.


Work starts on Monday.


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Re: Building permit

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T1 Terry wrote:...So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
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