Medical Alert JOKE

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Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need

A blood transfusion! This is good to know.




Australian Medical Association researchers have found
That patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving
Chicken blood rather than human blood.

It tends to make the men cocky and the women lay better.

Just thought you'd like to know.

[T1 Terry]

Hmmm.... maybe good for the ladies but everyone knows what happens to the rooster when starts telling the world he's awake at sunrise. Can you imagine what the neighbour would think if first thing in the morning hubby perched up on to of the roof and told the world what he got up to the night before

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Hmmm.... maybe good for the ladies but everyone knows what happens to the rooster when starts telling the world he's awake at sunrise. Can you imagine what the neighbour would think if first thing in the morning hubby perched up on to of the roof and told the world what he got up to the night before

Why does "IT" always have to be the night before?

[Greynomad]

The Doc told me that to get the best benefit, I should exercise first thing every morning! [emoji2]


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Regards & God bless,
Ray Nolan

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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."

[T1 Terry]

The Doc told me that to get the best benefit, I should exercise first thing every morning! [emoji2]


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Regards & God bless,
Ray Nolan

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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."

But thoughties aren't the same exercise level as naughties Ray even if they do both get the heart rate up

[Greynomad]

Err, that's all I seem capable of, these days...
Exercising the imagination. :-}
Maybe the doc should have clarified that...

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Rawties get my heart rate up

[Chuck]

So that's why you sleep in the raw!

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So that's why you sleep in the raw!

Do you have to tell everyone my secrets and BTW were you peeping whilst we were away together