I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop any time.
• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
• This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• PMS jokes aren't funny, period.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
• I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool ....
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx..
• All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
• I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
• Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy."
Punography
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Punography
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
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Re: Punography
Swallowed your razor blade today hey Norman? some goodins there for sure 

Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: Punography
Be my guest,send em on to Fran...



Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
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Re: Punography
No you send em off to Frannorman wrote:Be my guest,send em on to Fran...![]()



Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.