This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
The HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs) has returned the Tax Return
to a man in STANSTED after he apparently answered one of the questions
incorrectly.
In response to the question: "Do you have anyone dependent on you?" he
wrote:
"2.1 million illegal immigrants,
1.1 million crackheads,
4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers,
900,000 criminals from112 countries in
over 85 prisons,
plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the
whole of the European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was 'Unacceptable'.
The man's response back to HMRC was:
"Who did I miss out?"
British Tax Return...
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
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They just hate you being honest don't they



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Re: British Tax Return...
local govts and the public service in it's entirety, including the sponges in HMRC who live off easy picking by finding faults in tax returns rather than chasing the tax cheats at the big end of townThe man's response back to HMRC was:
"Who did I miss out?"


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