Positive Attitude

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Positive Attitude

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~ Positive Attitude ~

Late in the night a man regained consciousness.
He found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital's ICU, with tubes
up his nose, wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse
hovering over him.
He realized he'd obviously been in a serious accident.

The nurse gave him a deep look straight into the eyes, and he heard
her slowly say,
"You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply,
"Can I feel your tits, then?"

THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS A POSITIVE ATTITUDE!!!

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Re: Positive Attitude

Post by Dot »

Just testing to see if they are impersonators or not hey Peter? :)
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