The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news.”
The tycoon replies: "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first.”
The lawyer says: “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million.”
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you screwing your secretary.”
Male tycoon.
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Re: Male tycoon.
clever lady 
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.
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Re: Male tycoon.
Were they signed & numbered prints, or originals?
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields