Placing blame where it belongs

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Placing blame where it belongs

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A man loses everything due to his drinking habits.
One evening he saw empty beer bottles on the table.
He smashes three bottles, swearing:

"My wife left me because of you!"

You are the reason I don't have kids!"

"You are the reason I don't have a job!"

He was about to smash the fourth bottle but realized it was sealed and full of beer. So he said:

"Stand aside. I know you weren't involved."
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
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