Telstra Technicians

[Jim]

Beware - "Telstra technicians" are calling advising that you have a problem on your computer. I have had two lots call in the past two days. Telstra does not cold call. Just hang up on them - although they may ring back (as they did yesterday) and asked why I hung up on them. So I hung up again - and they rang the third time - but I didn't answer! The cheek of them!!

[Dot]

I love these twats ringing me with this story, I pretend I am doing what they are telling me what to do, drives them to distraction.

[BruceS]

A couple of oldish dears I used to help had that problem some time ago. I gave them an umpires whistle each to use. Fixed that problem!

[Dot]

Jim you a jinx, 7.30pm and have just had a call from ?APIA asking us if we would like to take them up on their funeral plan ?

[BernieQ2]

Hope I'm not jumping in to soon Dot but are you dead already and you aint told us?
Bernie.

[Dot]

Hope I'm not jumping in to soon Dot but are you dead already and you aint told us?
Bernie.

I smell like it Bernie.

[BernieQ2]

Now that's suppin I'm stayin away from.
Bernie.

[Dot]

Yeah could be considered fishy

[BobnBev]

I didnt know you liked fishing Dot, and by the way when is this doo up north ...Bevs has to have her rear looked at on the 16th to have a gromit fitted.... Just asking ..
Bob n Bev

[Dot]

I didnt know you liked fishing Dot, and by the way when is this doo up north ...Bevs has to have her rear looked at on the 16th to have a gromit fitted.... Just asking ..
Bob n Bev

You are treading on thin ice M8 Poor Bev. I love fishing but hate baiting hooks and hitting the poor fish on the noggin.. Any time around the 13th - 19th May but maybe if you rang the nice Dr they might work out a more suitable date. BTW How did the Bmobile travel?