Blonde in church

[Dot]

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot
tolerate. I am embarrassed, and do not intend to accept this. Now, I
want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face
me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and
in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression." Again, all was quiet...

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her
voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the
sheets."

The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
congregation roared.

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

[Jim]

Can we now comment on religion?

[Chuck]

[SteveW]

A pastor, rabbi and a priest walk into a bar ............

[Dot]

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[SteveW]

OK. A Pastor, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Chief Justice walk into a bar ................