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Kiss is merely shopping upstairs,

For merchandise downstairs.



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Better to lose a lover

Than love a loser.



Confucius Say.

Man with broken condom

Often called Daddy



Confucius Say.

Sex is same as bank account.

You put it in, you take it out....you lose interest.



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Viagra just like Disneyland ...

One hour wait for 5 minute ride.



Confucius Say.

Much better to want the mate you do not have

Than to have the mate you do not want.



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Joke is like sex.

Neither any good if you don't get it.
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Dot wrote: Confucius Say.

Joke is like sex.

Neither any good if you don't get it.

Pffft... I don't get it.
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Chuck wrote:
Dot wrote: Confucius Say.

Joke is like sex.

Neither any good if you don't get it.

Pffft... I don't get it.
Arso U 2 :roll:
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... & Mr K. :D
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Ahh, memories. I haven't lost that one yet!!
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My memories are slowly dimming, :cry: :cry: :lol: ;)
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Dot wrote:My memories are slowly dimming, :cry: :cry: :lol: ;)
Mine are so dim I think they've gone out!
:cry: :cry: :cry:
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