Little Bruce

[T1 Terry]

Another Casino John laugh

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,

but they know they are in love.


One day they decide that they want to get married,

so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.



Bruce bravely walks up to him and says,

"Mr Smith, we know we are only in grade 4, but me and Jenny are in love,
and I want to ask you for her
hand in marriage."


Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, 

Mr Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10..

Where will you two live?"



Without even taking a moment to think about it,

Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room.
It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."


Mr Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay, then how will you live? You're not old
enough to get a job.
You'll need to support Jenny."



Again, Bruce instantly replies,
"Our allowance, Jenny gets five bucks a week,
and
I get 10 bucks a week. My job as a paperboy makes

$ 30 a week. That's about 180 bucks a month,

so that should do us just fine."



Mr Smith is impressed that Bruce has put so
much thought into this. 


"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out.

I just have one more question. What will you do if the
two of you should have
little children of your own?"



Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says,

"Well, we've been lucky so far."


Mr Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable.