Donald Trump addressed a major gathering of the American Indian Nation.
He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living.
Though vague in detail , he spoke about his ideas for helping his "red sisters and brothers."
Afterwards, the Tribes presented him with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle", which he proudly accepted.
After Trump left, a news reporter asked the chiefs how they came to select this name.
They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit that it can no longer fly.
PeterH
