Why don't pharmacist's trust senior citizens...?

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Why don't pharmacist's trust senior citizens...?

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The other day I went over to a nearby Pharmacy.

When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists' counter is located.

I took out my little brown bottle, poured a small amount into a teaspoon and laid them both onto the counter.

The Pharmacist came over, smiled and asked if he could help me.

I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Being I'm a Senior Citizen...I guess the Pharmacist just went along with me.


He picked up the spoon and put a tiny bit of the liquid on his tongue and swilled it around.

Then with a stomach-churning look on his face he spit it out on the floor and began coughing.

When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye asked...

"Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

So I said, "Oh thank God! That's such a relief! My Doctor told me to get a Pharmacist to test my urine for sugar!" :shock:


Well, I can never go back to that Pharmacy, but I really don't care though, because; they aren't very friendly there anyway!!! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :roll: :twisted: :lol: I remember when you did that Chuck. :roll:
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Dot wrote::lol: :lol: :roll: :twisted: :lol: I remember when you did that Chuck. :roll:
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Thanks Chuck. Another good one for the vault. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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