We had to visit Rockhampton a year or so ago, to have a windscreen replaced.
Phoned a CP to book in, telling them we were 13.5m long.
"No probs, we gotta site for yez. Give us your credit card number over the phone an the site's yours."

Arrived at said CP, threaded our way between some large trees (only just) and found the site was 10m long and mud from end to end!
Corner site next door was big enough and all grass, but covered with tradies' utes.
Asked manager if we could have that site instead.
"Oh, no. That's where our builders park while they're building our next lot of cabins!"
(Taking cabin:site ratio to 90:10)
Me: "So why can't we take the site and the tradies park on the site you've allocated to us?"
Her: "Oh, can't do that.
It's too muddy."

Asked for a refund on the credit card & went elsewhere.
