An Italian builder came, looked at the site and said no problem mate a few posts, bita da concrete, some tin for da roof, and all for two tousund dollar.
Next was a Pommie bloke, walks around, measures the area writes it down,and says yer no worries guv few bits of wood, bit of concrete roofing sheets, around four grand and it's Bob's yer uncle.
The third bloke a Jewish guy, didn't even bat an eyelid he just stood said six tousund dollars cash.
I just stood there in shock
I got my breath back and said, hang on mate, an Italian guy said two grand, a Pommie bloke said four grand.
SO, where the bloody hell do you get six bloody grand from, that's just a rip off.
Nah said the Jewish bloke, no rip off, just simple Jewish business strategy.
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Two tousund dollar for you,
two tousund dollar for me.
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And we give the job to the Wog.
