The Drover at the Pearly Gates

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A drover from a huge cattle station in the outback appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.


"Well, I can think of one thing," the drover offered.


"Once, on a trip to the back blocks of Broken Hill out in New South Wales, I came across a gang

of bikers who were threatening a young sheila.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in his face, kicked

his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.


I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh#t out of the lot of ya!"


St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"


"A couple of minutes ago."