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Say, WHAT??

Post by Greynomad »

A ditty from the 1940s.
:? Makes just as much sense today. :D

Thirty days has September,
April, June and no wonder.
All the rest have apple pie,
Except Grandma, who rides a bike.


:D :lol: :shock: :D :lol: :shock:
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Re: Say, WHAT??

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I seem to recall it as

30 days hath Septober, Octovember and Nowonder.
All the rest have 31
Except Grandma who rides a pushbike.

My Dad must have gone to a different school than your's.

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Hmmm.
I reckon your version is better, Steve. :D
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