Why women make better assassin's

[Dot]

Compliments of BnB.....



The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.







For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.







"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her."




The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".




The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."



The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home "

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.

"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."

[jon_d]

Simple really, men die early. I wonder why?

[bagmaker]

how come this is in the joke section, its just a news item, surely?

[SteveW]

It's not even news. Just fact.

[Greynomad]

So why are the MEN here not up in arms and screaming "DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!" as happened with a previous joke here aimed at women?
Hmmmmm?

[Busman]

Cause they still have a sense of humour maybe ? And reject PC ?

[SteveW]

To be fair, most women still have a sense of humour.

Unfortunately there is a group of women - usually highly paid, self important, bureaucratic and politically correct (in their eyes) - who have taken it upon themselves to tell lesser women (less highly paid, less self important, non-bureaucratic and politically in-correct) how they should think and what they should find funny (or not), whether they should be allowed to present themselves attractively, etc., etc.

Isn't it funny how they have become just the way they accuse horrible men of being.

[Dot]

I know what and who I am if I get offended at something it is because I choose to and I object others being "offended" on my behalf. Some times I am offended that I am not offended, time to quit I am offending my own ability to make sense of things

[T1 Terry]

To be fair, most women still have a sense of humour.

Unfortunately there is a group of women - usually highly paid, self important, bureaucratic and politically correct (in their eyes) - who have taken it upon themselves to tell lesser women (less highly paid, less self important, non-bureaucratic and politically in-correct) how they should think and what they should find funny (or not), whether they should be allowed to present themselves attractively, etc., etc.

Isn't it funny how they have become just the way they accuse horrible men of being.

The inevitable result of reaching the complete equality in their eyes that they have fort so hard to achieve, female chauvinistic pigs

[Dot]

squeeealllllling all the way home he he he he or she she she she