Some of you may have heard these before.....

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I dialled a number and got the following recording:

"I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call.

I am making some changes in my life.




Please leave a message after the Beep. If I do not return your call,

You are one of the changes."

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My wife and I had words,

But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,

But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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A woman asks a man who is travelling with six children,

"Are all these kids yours?"

The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".

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Nominated as the best short joke this year...

A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mum" he asked, "are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.

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And if you don’t like these jokes, please note:

The deadline for complaints was yesterday