Wonderfully British

[Dot]

In a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

"The trouble with you English is that you are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us.

Look at me... I'm me! I have a little Italian in me, a bit of Greek blood, a little Irish and some Spanish blood. What do you say to that?”



The Englishman lowered his newspaper, looks over his glasses and replied, "How very sporting of your mother!

[Greynomad]

British couple were sunning themselves on the Costa del Lotsa-Money, enjoying a glass of the good stuff on their balcony.
Wife: "I really love you, and can't live without you."
Husband: "Is that you or the wine talking?"
Wife: "It was me talking, and I was talking to the wine!"