Lifesavers

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The company that makes the candy was testing possible new flavors.

A group of children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Every flavor was easily detected.

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange



Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The tester said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'



One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're assholes!