The Joys of Ageing!

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The Joys of Ageing!

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The Joys of Ageing!
A little silver haired lady, calls her neighbor, and says, “Please come over and help me. I have a very difficult jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished.”
The little lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her neighbor decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. When he arrives the old lady shows him the puzzle all spread out over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says:
“First of all , no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
Then he takes her hand and says,
“Secondly I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea”, and then…” he says with a deep sigh… “let’s put all the Cornflakes back into the box.”
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Have you done that one as well Ray??
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No Dottie,
My choice is Sultana Bran.
Couldn't figure it out either... :(
Too many 'eyes' for the rooster. :P
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