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Jim wrote:God has a sense of humour - you've just got to look around.
Yes, He said, "And good and obedient wives will be found in all corners of the earth". Then he made the earth round - and He laughed and laughed and laughed.




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SteveW wrote:
Jim wrote:God has a sense of humour - you've just got to look around.
Yes, He said, "And good and obedient wives will be found in all corners of the earth". Then he made the earth round - and He laughed and laughed and laughed.




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And we still use the comment "to all corners of the globe"?

"a location or area, especially one regarded as secluded or remote. "fountains are discovered in quiet corners and sleepy squares"
synonyms: district, region, area, section, quarter, part; informal neck of the woods
"this corner of Italy is famed for its superb cooking"
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Jim wrote:
SteveW wrote:
Jim wrote:God has a sense of humour - you've just got to look around.
Yes, He said, "And good and obedient wives will be found in all corners of the earth". Then he made the earth round - and He laughed and laughed and laughed.




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And we still use the comment "to all corners of the globe"?

"a location or area, especially one regarded as secluded or remote. "fountains are discovered in quiet corners and sleepy squares"
synonyms: district, region, area, section, quarter, part; informal neck of the woods
"this corner of Italy is famed for its superb cooking"
It's meant to be a joke - laugh or don't laugh! :?
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SteveW wrote:
Jim wrote:
SteveW wrote: Yes, He said, "And good and obedient wives will be found in all corners of the earth". Then he made the earth round - and He laughed and laughed and laughed.




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And we still use the comment "to all corners of the globe"?

"a location or area, especially one regarded as secluded or remote. "fountains are discovered in quiet corners and sleepy squares"
synonyms: district, region, area, section, quarter, part; informal neck of the woods
"this corner of Italy is famed for its superb cooking"
It's meant to be a joke - laugh or don't laugh! :?
Hey, I do realise that. Just thought that I would give a little info though re "corners".

And, of course, you would know that there is no verse in the Bible as quoted above?
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Q: Why did God make Adam first?
A: Because he didn't want any advice on how to...
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Jim wrote:
SteveW wrote:
Jim wrote:
And we still use the comment "to all corners of the globe"?

"a location or area, especially one regarded as secluded or remote. "fountains are discovered in quiet corners and sleepy squares"
synonyms: district, region, area, section, quarter, part; informal neck of the woods
"this corner of Italy is famed for its superb cooking"
It's meant to be a joke - laugh or don't laugh! :?
Hey, I do realise that. Just thought that I would give a little info though re "corners".

And, of course, you would know that there is no verse in the Bible as quoted above?
And in the interests of having the last word: There is no mention of 72 virgins in the Quran. Besides, what would 72 virgins do for you that one won't?
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Saw a cartoon:
Arab-type at pearly gates, with many burn-marks around waist.
Allah (with elderly naked female alongside) says, "Sorry Abdul. You mis-read it. There's one virgin, and she's 72."
:P :lol:
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SteveW wrote:
Jim wrote:
SteveW wrote: It's meant to be a joke - laugh or don't laugh! :?
Hey, I do realise that. Just thought that I would give a little info though re "corners".

And, of course, you would know that there is no verse in the Bible as quoted above?
And in the interests of having the last word: There is no mention of 72 virgins in the Quran. Besides, what would 72 virgins do for you that one won't?
Sorry mate, I've been pulling your chain. :lol: :lol:
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Greynomad wrote:Saw a cartoon:
There's one virgin, and she's 72."
:P :lol:
72 inches " ???????? I shall have you know I am not 6ft tall :lol: :twisted:
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And I don't think you qualify for the other part of the cartoon either Dot. :shock:

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