Buying a new car - old farts method.

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Chuck
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Buying a new car - old farts method.

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A retired older couple returned to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they had been keen on buying to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini-skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply:

"Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $55,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you close the deal for $45,000 to that lovely young lady there. If I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.

"Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man.

"There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."


Once again.... don't mess with seniors.
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Re: Buying a new car - old farts method.

Post by supersparky »

Love it, that's a keeper. Not sure if we will ever get a new Mercedes for $45k though. :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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Re: Buying a new car - old farts method.

Post by Helen Grose »

well done serve the salesman right

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