
We have about a hundred channels up here but only get Sydney or Melbourne news. The remote control controller can't come at Sydney news so Melbourne it is.
Let's talk about Jane Bunn.
Now I am not a violent person. I think of myself as a kind and loving person, a save-the-world-barracker-for-the-underdog type but I am going to have to murderate her.

She sounds exactly like the long blonde haired woman who did the astrology readings on morning TV years ago....Karen someone. Moregold maybe?
I don't take in one thing about the weather because she just goes on and on and on, voice rising up and dropping down. Hand outstretched and then clutched at her hip in a most feminine looking fist.
Surely I am not alone?
P S Dont tell me to change channels, he has the channel changer. Yes, I could leave the room and go and polish the cutlery or something.