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[Lance]

Ohh dear....... .......all this emotion is making me teary.............

[brianh]

Iam always there for ya mate
Bri Bri

[brianh]

Pull ya self together Lance,
Bri Bri

[Dot]

Dear Mr Lance a lot, you may bury your little head between my bosoms if that would make you feel better
Hi Annie xx

[brianh]

Hi Dot ,
Iam new to this forum , is this the norm for lance or is he cryin out for a bossom embrass.
Bri Bri

[BruceS]

Not sure how to respond to that!!!
Mothers have been known to suffocate babies like that!
I can just imagine Lance being suffocated while Dear Annee kicks the other 'end' !!!

Errrr, yes it is the norm .... here!!

[Dot]

Yes I know Lance a lot from way back, bit of a spoil sport he was, he was asked to be a judge at a gathering but he declined due to his "commitments" then he wanted my hair extension so being a nice person I gave them to him. so a boob snuggle is allowable for mental health issues.

[supersparky]

I know this id OT, but is a boob snuggle the same as a motorboat. Just wondering?

And for the uninitiated that aren't familiar with motorboat, just punch it in to Mr Youtube. Then you will get the picture.

[Lance]

The back's not wot it used ta be Dotty.........not sure I'd be able to get down for the boobsnuggle, but hey, "T" got an offer of something more involved from what I remember.........come to think ovit, not sure I could get down for that now...................

But all this leads me to ask.........WTF has all this got to do with welcoming a new member ?

Stop it Dot, I mean a 'member' to the forum
Dammit you're a weird chickie..............

[Dot]

Yeah right Lance, I would have to put you on a kitchen chair or But this is how I welcome new people here, if they are any way "normal" they hang around if not they fly away.. I got my back all fixed up