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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work.

One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror,

she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Good grief -

Hurry, Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early,"

'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there.'

'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.

'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems.'



So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the

window!


As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he

had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he

started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.

Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend

in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who

had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always

run in the nude?' one asked.

'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'

Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your

clothes with you under your arm?'

'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed

right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home.'

Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you

always wear a condom when you run?'



'Nope. Just when it's raining!''

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Post by supersparky »

Ha Ha, good one. I wondered how it would end. :lol: :lol: :roll:
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supersparky wrote: Sun Oct 01, 2017 8:32 pm Ha Ha, good one. I wondered how it would end. :lol: :lol: :roll:
Not a happy ending!
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Thought it was gunna be ..."the old fella always puts on a rain coat when he goes out" :oops:

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Thank God for Dottles, a joke!! Good one.

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