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Retirement is different for everyone
One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn
were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same Retirement village with the same six old ladies
Lying naked on the lawn.

This time curiosity got the better of me and I went inside to talk to the retirement village Administrator.

I asked her, “Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?”

She said, "Yes, aren't they darlings? They're retired prostitutes - they're having a garage
sale.


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:o :o :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ha Ha Ha , who sends you this rubbish :oops: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D
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So what are they sellin...??? :? :? :?

vik... :?: :?: :?:
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vik351 wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:31 am So what are they sellin...??? :? :? :?

vik... :?: :?: :?:
Maybe they are making room in the womb???? Maybe they were looking at short term leases of a womb with a view....... There were a few other possible answers but I have enough problems with mysterious forum lock-outs already so I won't tempt fate eh :lol:
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T1 Terry wrote: Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:29 am
vik351 wrote: Sat Nov 18, 2017 10:31 am So what are they sellin...???

vik...
Maybe they are making room in the womb???? Maybe they were looking at short term leases of a womb with a view....... There were a few other possible answers but I have enough problems with mysterious forum lock-outs already so I won't tempt fate eh :lol:
Reminds me of that old tart Annie Sprinkle (I think it was) who was showin off with a flash light... :oops: :oops: :oops:

Heard she got a new show...Annie Sprinkle... :o :o :shock:

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Ha Ha Ha, I've seen that movie. :roll: :idea: :roll: :idea: :lol: :idea: :lol:
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